New 2 - 2 Derby

We seriously can defend for god sake. I dunno how many time already Big Sam had to sub our defender out because of fucked up performance. Bloody hell. Spoilt my xmas mood.

Over the years, no matter how many defenders we bought in they all juz flop. I have bloody no idea what is wrong.

Boumsong - He costs 8.5m from Rangers. Big, strong, France first choice centre-back. Now hiding in Juve rot.

Bramble - Excellent youth product from Ipswich cost 4.5m. Touted to break into england squad after steady performances for U21 team. Wigan fans nw turning agst him. HAHA!

Marcelino - Played less than 5 starts after 3 yrs. Cost 5m. Now a classic joke among the toon army.

Okay the pt is no matter hw gd defenders come, we still cant defend. IT'S A FACT! It even prompted one BBC commentator to say, "I dunno why but fairly good and decent defenders that come to St. James Park flop badly and become jelly."